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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/31/2015 at 19:37 • Filed to: None

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Got stopped and cited for no seat belt on my way to get beer. Click it or Ticket FTW. Forty-nine years old and my first violation (cited). I never saw him and was putting on the seatbelt when he popped me. Oh well.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 19:46

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Remember!

Clunk Click, every trip

Difficult to find a clip from this safety campaign without a known Paedophile and/or Necrophiliac presenting it.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 19:47

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Oof!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Birddog
10/31/2015 at 19:48

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Yup.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Leon711
10/31/2015 at 19:49

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I'm an avid seat belt wearer. I was eating a piece of pizza, driving all chill in the neighborhood, got lazy, got caught. So it goes.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 19:49

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“AM I BEING DETAINED?”


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > whoarder is tellurium
10/31/2015 at 19:50

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He asked me where I was going. I wanted to say, “None of your damn business.”


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 19:52

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The cops over here would have you booked under “driving without due care and attention” for eating.

But if it’s good Pizza, it can’t wait.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Leon711
10/31/2015 at 19:54

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I had finished the pizza. That’s why I was putting my seatbelt on. He didn't see me eating.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 19:56

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Just unlucky then.

but was it good pizza? that’s the important detail.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Leon711
10/31/2015 at 20:00

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More careless then unlucky. Pizza was so-so.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 20:02

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Ohhh, the urge to be a smart ass is so tempting. I know the feeling. I’m almost sure that made things worse for me once when I refused to tell the officer exactly how fast I was going and started throwing out numbers LOL.

Side note: Pick up that can.

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Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 20:02

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after getting pulled over one rainy night in my old VW Polo (for “coming out of a corner too quickly”) they asked where I had been, so I being honest said “I was at the pub with friends” they asked me how much I had to drink, “nothing, I replied” to perform a breathalyser test, which of course I agreed to as failure to provide a specimen of breath is an offence. She seemed confident she had caught a drunk driver and when I blew a zero, her face dropped. I then told her she had a headlight out and was let on my merry way.

Said VW Polo, because not available in US.

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Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 20:04

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sounds worse than my day, you got a ticket and not great pizza.

I hit a Pheasant at 70 mph.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Leon711
10/31/2015 at 20:06

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I think the pheasant had the worst day of us all.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 20:09

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cannot confirm if Pheasant died, only my mirror hit it. I was more concerned about what else was around me, going from 70 into a 50 zone and from a four lane road into a two lane.

I did find a more brutal and recent seatbelt PSA. A reminder that we will put anything on TV in the UK.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > ttyymmnn
10/31/2015 at 20:34

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I would never have thought you would do that. :)

But, flip side, I drive across the street from a McD for a coffee stop into a parking lot where I have to work. I don’t put my belt back on after I stop.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > desertdog5051
10/31/2015 at 20:36

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I always wear my belt, but I often put it on after I start driving. Tonight, I was just being lazy. Nobody's fault but my own.


Kinja'd!!! twochevrons > Leon711
10/31/2015 at 22:34

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Obligatory:


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > twochevrons
11/01/2015 at 05:53

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It’s catchy but ultimately disappoints me, the long haired clunk click every trip guy (Jimmy Savile) we found posthumously to be a Paedophile and Necrophiliac. The guy in the pool, “kids in water, they love it, I should know” (Rolf Harris) is a convicted Paedophile.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
11/01/2015 at 20:40

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Mine was for a rolling stop. $500 boo-boo.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Leon711
11/01/2015 at 20:41

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Who is that?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/02/2015 at 04:31

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Jimmy Savile, found to be a paedophile and necrophiliac and paedophile, most of his victims were sick, dying or dead kids at a children’s hospital. The other is Rolf Harris, an artist and tv presenter recently convicted of raping his daughters friends. Apparently in the 70s all the celebrities were sexual deviants.